Lyrics

Step one just get online and hunt for the trendiest conversations
Don't creative, just gather the data
Step two get a real good producer to make you sound smoother
And cover up your imperfections with a high end computer

Step three just make sure you have a real nice beat
If you get stuck on the words just repeat, repeat, repeat

The chorus has got to be big
The ideas have gotta be small
Throw in Love and above, baby and crazy
If you want a shot at all
If you think real hard
You’ll get it all wrong
You gotta stay nice and stupid
If you wanna write a pop song

Just sing about your ex and how things used to be
And how it all might have worked out a little differently
Pretend that you've moved on to something so much better
But secretly you are wishing that you're gonna get back together

You can vent about the thing you really want
As long as everybody else can sing along

The chorus has got to be big
The ideas have gotta be small
Throw in Love and above, baby and crazy
If you want a shot at all
If you think real hard
You’ll get it all wrong
You gotta stay nice and stupid
If you wanna write a pop song

She was always my favorite music connoisseur
It seems that I can't do anything anymore
Without doing it for her
Without doing it for her
Without doing it for her

The chorus has got to be big
The ideas have gotta be small
Throw in Love and above, baby and crazy
If you want a shot at all
If you think real hard
You’ll get it all wrong
You gotta stay nice and stupid
Don't make it too convoluted
Just let her know how you're doing
If you want to write a pop song