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One dash of pepper, two dashes salt
A rosewood chianti while the chickens out to thaw
Oil in the pan begins to pop and sigh
I’ve got a recipe you simply have to try

I’ll make it sweet
I’ll give it spice
I’ll make sure it’s just right
So you can

Dine, dine, dine, dine happily
Once you’ve tried my recipe

A handful of roses in a decorative bouquet
Two kisses for your cheeks and one “I love you” every day
Every bit’s delicious, you’ll be mopping up your plate
Itchin’ to get yourself another taste

I’ll make it sweet
I’ll give it spice
I’ll make sure it’s just right
So you can

Dine, dine, dine, dine happily
Once you’ve tried my recipe

Here’s the catch, I’ll only make it once
Cause it takes hours and days and weeks and months
When I start from nothing and make it from scratch
Not even Gordon Ramsey would toss it in the trash

And you’ll Dine, dine, dine, dine happily
Once you’ve tried my recipe